Don't Fear The Sweeper

歌詞

Pissing down with rain on a Tuesday night, I stood and watched my team play like a bag of s***e, (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care) The goaly is a twit, the stiker is a twat, The referee's a git and he's blinder than a bat. (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care) So what!? You scored? Well shut your f***ing gobs!, (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care), You might have won, but we've got bigger knobs, (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care), (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care). Piss your pants! That deserves a booking! S*** your bags! He played the bastard ball! F***ing hell! These pies need cooking! Coffee's s*** and the bovril's cold. Get stuck in! You're playing like a weed! We're free to be concentrating on the league. (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care). He's booked! Thank f***! Let's bring on the sub, He's got five minutes, then I'm going down the pub. (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care). Up your arse! A mile outside the box!, (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care), You might have won, but we've got bigger c***s!, (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care), (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care). Piss your pants! That's a bastard corner! Chuck this pasty at the referee, F*** off home it was a crap performance, And we should have had a penalty. (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care), (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care). So what!? You scored? Well shut your f***ing gobs!, (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care), You might have won, but we've got massive knobs, (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care), (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care). Piss your pants! That's a bastard corner! Chuck this pasty at the referee, F*** off home it was a crap performance, And we should have had a penalty.