She don't even know exactly where she wants to go Is that a double negative oh never mind let's go To the next line of the story I met her at the smoothie king she said Seattle's best She may be right think I remember coffee on her breathe She smoked cigarettes, I chewed bubble gum I know I shouldn't take it but I think I kind of like it When she tells me that I'm dumb And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it We'll go on and on and on and on Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you So add it up and break it down It's not that hard to figure out You're crazy and I'm crazy about you Everyone around me says she brings a brother down And mommy thinks she's great but then again she's not around To see her throw a fit, borderlining conniption And all this only matters if we listen anyway And she's all I can think about so I must not be gay I'm a lunatic and she's my psychopath I know I shouldn't take it but I think I kind of like it When she tells me that I'm dumb And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it We'll go on and on and on and on Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you So add it up and break it down It's not that hard to figure out You're crazy and I'm crazy about you And we are the lucky ones we'll get matching tee shirts airbrushed at the mall Hang out at the pretzel stand and make fun of people and laugh if someone falls Watch everyone else hold hands and try so hard and maybe we'll start to see That you and me we're not so crazy Michael Bolton (never liked him) Celine dion Air Supply And now… ME Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true (Love songs make me sick cuz they're not true) And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you Hollywood California So add it up and break it down (add it up and break it down) It's not that hard to figure out You're crazy and I'm crazy about you Love songs make me sick cuz they're not true You're crazy and I'm crazy about you Crazy cuz im crazy about you Your crazy and im crazy about you… yeah