Whatever happened to you Whatever happened to us We missed the proverbial boat The plane and train and the bus Push came to shove and we fell out of love We tore each other apart Love is grand but I can't understand Why you broke my proverbial heart We used to be in love but now we are in hate You used to say I came too early But it was you who came too late Boy meets girl and they give it a whirl And the very next thing you know She thinks he's nuts and he hates her guts Then the bad blood starts to flow Well it sounds like sour grapes And that's just what it is Gonna get me a subscription to Argosy And I'll get me a subscription to Ms That's a whole lot of crap About a tender trap What it is is a suicide snare All I want to do, is to forget you And our lousy love affair