I am a full fledged, grown-up adult I'm tryin' make a dent, tryin' to get a result I'm hold up in a Hollywood hotel suite Tequila to drink and avocado to eat They got all kinds of victories and lots of downfalls They got drugs in the rugs and ghosts in the walls Starlets in the lobby that can make a man drool Blood on the curtains and a phone by the pool Well I never did see so many TV stars And I never did see so many rented cars I never did see so many desperate eyes And I never did hear so many bold faced lies When I was ten years old, I was alive And the Benedict Canyon down on Hutton Drive Well now I'm right back in my old backyward And I'm tryin' to get a billboard on the boulevard I'm tryin' to get a billboard on the boulevard Well I never thought I'd see the age of twenty-five And it's been twenty-eight years now that I've been alive And in a matter of months I will be thirty years old And the apprehension that I feel can hardly be told I am a full fledged, grown-up adult I'm tryin' make a dent, tryin' to get a result I'm hold up in a Hollywood hotel suite Tequila to drink and avocado to eat Tequila to drink and avocado to eat