I'm as old as the King of Sweden I can drink in Connecticut You're a year older than the Princess Anne I don't mean it as an unkind cut I'll never catch King Hailie Selassie And you'll never catch Princess Grace No monarchy was to bequeathed to we But I'm a-hoping that we'll find our place At times I feel like Tutankhamun Won't you be my Nefertiti tonight? Hey, stock up on them tana* leaves 'Cause the mummy's got to see the light Ah, Napoleon had his Jospehine And Pocahontas had her Captain Smith Queen Isabella Ferdinand was a fella But on Columbus she bestowed her gift I am the king of the hully-gully And you are the queen of slop Doing the hand-jive on the telly Let's go to the hop Oh baby, I'm as old as the King of Sweden I can drink in Connecticut You're a year older than the Princess Anne I don't mean it as an unkind cut