Da-doo I was walkin' in the wholesale flower district that day Shoop, da-doo And I passed by this place where this old Chinese man Chang, da-doo He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings Snip, da-doo 'Cause he knows, you see, that strange plants are my hobby Da-da-da-da-da, da-doo He didn't have anything unusual there that day Nope, da-doo So I was just about to, ya know, walk on by Good for you When suddenly, and without warning There was this total eclipse of the sun It got very dark And there was this strange humming sound Like something from another world Da-doo And when the light came back, this weird plant was just sitting there Whoopsy-doo Just, you know, stuck in, among the zinnias Audrey Two I coulda sworn it hadn't been there before But the old Chinese man sold it to me anyways For a dollar ninety-five Sha-la-la, la-la-la La-la-la, doo-doo