I Found A Hobby

歌詞

It started when a lad of ten I told my friends "I'll meet ya" At Dr. Blood's revenge Which was a gruesome horror feature And when I saw the awesome torture chamber in that flick I found I got a hard-on While the other kids got sick I found a hobby I found a hobby Out in the lobby I went insane A voice inside me Said "Kid, you love it" I think you're into heavy pain By thirteen years I taught my peers Bout' bondage and submission Gave illustrated lectures on the Spanish inquisition Some boys take dirty books to the john And give themselves a whack I did the same with lithographs Of thumbscrews, and the rack At 22 the time came due To choose a life's profession I struggled hard to think of one In line with my obsession I could have been a boxer Or a lawyer, yeah I guess But no one causes suffering Like a licensed D.D.S And now my hobby Ain't just my hobby No it's-a my job to make the patients shake with fear What started out as A secret pastime Is now my hobby And my career Say "Ahhhh"