Sudden changes surround me Lady Luck came and found me Thanks a million for making the magic you do Thanks to you, sweet petunia, Mushnik's taken a junior And someday when I own this whole shop I'll remember I owe it to you Aw, Two-ey. Who cares if I've been a little on the anaemic side these past few weeks? So what if I've had a few dizzy spells? A little light-headedness? It's been worth it, old pal. Look, I'm gonna run down to Shemdrick's and get something to eat. I'll see you later. Oh boy, here we go again! Two-ey, I haven't got much left. Look, just let me heal a few more days, OK? Then we'll start on the left hand again Feed me! I beg your pardon? Feed me! Two-ey, you talked! You opened up your... trap, your thing! You said... Feed me, Krelborn, feed me now! I can't! I'm starvin'! Oh, boy. Look, maybe I can squeeze a little outta this one, but... I need some food! More, more! But there isn't any more! What d'you want me to do? Slit my wrists? Hmm... Look, how 'bout I run down to the corner and pick you up some nice chop sirloin Must be blood Two-ey, that's disgusting Must be fresh I don't wanna hear this... Feed me! Does it have to be human? Feed me! Does it have to be mine!? Feed me! Where am I supposed to get it? Feed me, Seymour, feed me all night long That's right, boy, you can do it! Feed me, Seymour, feed me all night long 'Cause if you feed me, Seymour I can grow up big and strong You eat blood, Audrey II, let's face it How am I supposed to keep on feeding you? Kill people? I'll make it worth your while What? You think this is all a coincidence, baby? The sudden success around here? Your adoption papers? Look, you're a plant! An inanimate object! Does this look inanimate to you, punk?! If I can talk, and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want? Like what? Like, deliver, pal! Like see you get everything your secret greasy heart desires! Would you like a Cadillac car? (Ooo-ooo) Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? (Ooo-ooo) How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? You're gonna get it! (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa) How'd you like to be a big wheel? (Ooo-ooo) Dining out for every meal (Ooo-ooo) I'm the plant who can make it all real You're gonna get it! (You're gonna get it!) I'm your genie, I'm your friend, I'm your willing slave Take a chance, just feed me, and You know the kinda eats The kinda red-hot treats The kind of sticky, licky sweets I crave Come on, Seymour, don't be a putz (Putz) Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut's (Yeah!) Show a little initiative Work up the guts, and you'll get it! I don't know, I don't know I have so, so many strong reservations Should I go and perform mutilations? You didn't have nothin' 'til you met me Come on, kid, what'll it be? Money? Girls? One particular girl? How 'bout that Audrey? Think it over... There must be someone you could eighty-six, real quiet- like, and get me some lunch! How'd ya like a room at the Ritz? (Get it, get it, get it, get it) Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz (Get it, get it, get it, get it) A little nookie gonna clean up your zits And you'll get it! (Get it, get it!) Get it, get it, get it, get it Get it, get it, get it, get it! Gee, I'd like a Harley machine (Get it) Toolin' around like I was James Dean (Get it) Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green So, go get it! (Whoa-oh) If you wanna be profound And you really gotta justify (Whoa-oh) Take a breath and look around A lot of folks deserve to die! (A lot of folks deserve to die!) Wait a minute, wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say! But it's true, i'n't it? No! I don't know anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant Mmmm, sure you do... Stupid woman! Christ, what a friggin' scatterbrain! I'm sorry, doctor! I'm sorry, doctor! Now get the Hell in there and pick up your god-damn sweater you dizzy cow! Yes, doctor! Right away, doctor. Hi, Seymour, I left my sweater here before... Come on! Move it, you little slut! How d'ya like that stupid dame? Forgets a friggin' sweater! Christ, if your stupid head won't screwed on... ! Orin, that hurt! Move it! If you want a rationale It isn't very hard to see Stop and think it over, pal The guy sure looks like plant food to me The guy sure looks like plant food to me The guy sure looks like plant food to me He's so nasty, treatin' her rough Smackin' her around and always talkin' so tough You need blood and he's got more than enough I need blood and he's got more than enough You/I need blood and he's got more than enough So, go get it!