We took our American friends camping To a place in the Coromandel Where the water was beautiful The stars were bright And the air was fresh as... anything And we sat them in their tents at night And we got them a little bit drunk And then, all of a sudden They couldn't believe their ears There's a possibility There's a possum in the tree All right, oh yeah Put your hands over your ears And they'll disappear Oh yeah, all right Put your hands over your ears And disappear into the night