BFFF

歌詞

You are my best friend in the world And I hope that you know When we hang out together It's freakin' awesome! Playing poker Friday nights Pyromancing off golf cart races You think that my sister's hot I accidentally shot your finger Off your writing hand oh well You get disability I broke my leg you laughed so hard And told the ambulance to stop at the bar You'll tell the world I'm gay When you hear me say That I really and truly feel this way Not that there's anything wrong with being gay (ooooo) And sometimes we punch each other in the face Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way You fart and burp in the same key And I think your iPod sucks You make fun of my hair because yours is Disappearing I've seen your penis you've seen mine I popped your pimples you rubbed Aloe Vera on my sunburnt back You laughed in fits when I shit my pants You felt my girl's brand new boobs You asked to suck 'em she refused So while you slept I shaved your head You woke up and told me that I... You'll tell the world I'm gay When you hear me say That I really and truly feel this way Not that there's anything wrong with being gay (ooooo) And sometimes we punch each other in the face Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base I'm trying to say I love you (I freakin' love you dude) I know you know I love you in a heterosexual way Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na You'll tell the world I'm gay When you hear me say That I really and truly feel this way Not that there's anything wrong with being gay (ooooo) And sometimes we punch each other in the face Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na