Na na nana na na Na nana na na na Op-bop-bahdoop-ba-doop boo Going off to make a Thneed I've got a cramp in my back And another cramp in my right rump cheek You and I will have separate grandchildren And we will say to them Melvin look I'm playing my guitar upside-down Don't look at me like that It's something to do Oh wait I forgot the words Na na Na na na You ever think really hard about boredom? Is that annoying? Is that annoying? Is this annoying? Look it's some circling birds I bet you that they're going To eat our corpses And then the worms will come out of the ground And then some other little critter's going to come and Make furniture out our bones and sit on it and have lovely dinners And this whole thing will be a disaster Dada da da da da dada dada da da da uhhhhhh Da dada da da dada da da dada da da da