(I Can't Play) Basketball

歌詞

Yo!Are you ready for some air ball throwin', free throw blowin', no look where I'm goin', free style flowin'? You are in my house baby. Well, It's tip of time,and I'm off the tip Walkin' to the bench and I sit bite my lip busting out rhymes Standing in line 'cause it's garbage time. 'Cause I'm calm, I'm cool and I'm collected Eighteen shots that got rejected. I'm not Corey Feldman, I'm not Corey Haim I got a license to drive but I ain't got game (Chorus) Jimmy, What'd you say? You can't play basketball Jimmy, what'd you say? You can't play basketball Wear my socks high, 'cause it makes me feel cool Don't know how to dribble but I know how to drool People always say that I'm a basketball fool I got a little tiny hoop cold "floating" in my pool Played my friend's dog, on a twenty dollar bet I took him to the hole, I took him to the vet Shoot from the three every chance I get I call it in the air, nothin' but nothin' (Chorus) (Talking) Okay, here's my chance the open lane. Don't get nervous. Don't sweat. Everyon's watching, you can do it, man. I mean, just dribble up. Don't double dribble. Just dribble normal. Don't show everyone that you can dribble super fast between your legs, like you do in your driveway. No, this is in front of people on the court. I'm gonna go up in the air, I'm gonna dunk it as hard I can. 'Cause usually, I'm on the other end, people dunking on me. I'm used to some 7 foot dude's "thingy" getting smacked in my face. I still got the bruise to prove it. But I ain't gonna take that nickname "Dick Bruiseface" lying down My name ain't Dick Bruiseface!! Well listen up y'all, you know I'm not tall My name was never written on the bathroom wall I'm gonna say "What's up?" I'm gonna take the fall 'Cause I'm a moving pick, I'm gonna shoot some bricks So I huff and puff, I say enough z'nuff I'd rather watch Ahmad Rashad on the Inside Stuff (Chorus) x2 Go airball, go airball, I say airball, say airball, go airball, go airball, go airball