I don't wanna, do we have to I don't wanna, do we have to Don't wanna go down and drink in the woods We could get some Mad Dog and hang out in my garage I've got a ping pong table I don't wanna, do we have to I don't wanna, do we have to Don't wanna drink in the woods, it sucks Sit with 20 dudes and a pickup truck And we're gone I've got my thermals on Gatorade bottle filled with warm Smirnoff Got too close to the fire, burned my eyebrows off I puked by a tree, I pee in the grass And you get poison ivy all over your ass your in the woods *harmonica solo* Don't wanna drink in the woods tonight Last time I did I got into a fight with some guy Who graduated three years ago I paid five bucks for a plastic cup Foam is spitting out and it won't fill up So I pump that tap with my best friend And he flipped me over for a keg stand, keg stand I'm drinking in the woods I'm drunk, tree trunk! I'm drunk, tree trunk!