Louis likes his daily dip He brushes toothpaste on his lip He swallows it despite himself And bangs his head upon the shelf Oh, Louis likes his daily dip He likes to be so full and hip He loves to drink, he loves to sip As people scrabble for his zip Ah, Louis Ah, Louis Ah, Louis Louis likes his daily dip I read that in a rubbish tip But Georgia's desperately decided to go wee-wee And she's hided She's got a brand new toilet bowl Louis likes his daily dip