Perfect Saturday

歌詞

Yea This beat remind me of back in the day Sunshine chillin Man tell em about your perfect Saturday Woke up at ten no worries at all Another sunny day in LA that's how we roll Hit my homie J cause he rolls the blunts tight Head's still spinnin from the freaks last night Yea man you know I got the sticky for sho And 5 females coming over at 4 I'm a hop in the shower clean my nuts Throw on the polo sport to impress the stunts Rollin up in the Charger with the suicide doors Top down cruising as I head to the store Jim has some brews everything that we need Then back to the crib smoking indoor weed It's the perfect Saturday there's knock on the door Man these girls are here early it's a quarter to four Man which of these freaks I'm a see in my bed Open the d and see my homie Ned Oh hey guys how's it going Wuddup Ned I got 911 need to use your head That's a no can do ooh your breath is all hit Yea I know now move I gotta take a shit Now normally Ned the bathroom was yours But we got those fine freaks coming over at 4 Fine freaks Okay new plan I'll just hold it and let out small farts for the rest of the night Okay Ned thanks for stopping by You're welcome Seriously Ned it was good to see you I know Listen the freaks are gonna be here any minute We gotta get rid of this guy Hey dude he's your friend you should ask him to leave Listen if the freaks come here he cannot be here Oh God fart noises Shit Ah one second What time is it It's 4 it's them Who The freaks Yes get Ned out Ned you gotta hop out the window But we're on the 5th floor Yes move like endo I'm not doing that Then hit the bathroom on the double The dump's in my butt and your toilets are trouble Look seriously I'll hold it I've been in this situation literally hundreds of times Oh what thefuck Oh no I'm gonna need to borrow some pants No Oh heyladies Oh my God it smells like fuckin death in here Hey freaks This place smells like shit It was them We're out of here Becca wait Oh you guys blew it Well that's too bad but we ain't mad No In fact we got something to show you It's down this hallway and open this door A surprise Yea man something like that So walk out front and don't look back What's all this plastic Were you painting last night Don't worry about it just walk towards the light It sure is pretty Yea sure is Close your eyes Ned You're my only friends Bang Yea motherfuckers You already think you were gonna get out of this without a fart joke did you You wack motherfuckers You pussy motherfuckers The fuck ya'll thinkin This is Lonely Island Oh cause we got a little paper now And you see us on the TV You think we don't do fart jokes no more We were doin fart jokes when you were suckin ya mama's tit Ya fart motherfuckers fuck ya'll