The Compliments feat. Too $hort

歌詞

Ladies listen up this song is for you You know it's hard out there to find a dude But The Lonely Island's got three top notch brothers So sit back and listen while they compliment each other My man 'Kiv is the shit Dude is thoughtful as fuck plus his body is ripped He's a good listener even when he's exhausted And he's crazy hygienic always brushing and flossing But that ain't nothing compared to my main man Jorm The most sensitive caring dude I've ever known He's got that sweet smile he's got that slow touch What's the sweet smell Oh shit he cooked you brunch But hold up my man Andy's got us both beat He makes a skinny margarita that's a wonderful treat Plus caramel eyes that are hella disarming He ain't no fucking Prince my man is King Charming Jor you're far to kind and speaking of kindness My man Kiv's been diagnosed with colorblindnes He loves all people plus he's got the fat dick It's like a gold prick all shiny and thick When they pitched me this song they were kinda vague But I said fuck it I'm in cause they said I'd get paid One thing's for sure these dudes are weird motherfuckers So sit back and listen watch 'em compliment each other My man Jorm' fucks all night Call him Super Mario cause he be laying the pipe He got the eye contact like only you in the room A modern thinking man he ain't afraid of a broom Yo you talking feminism Andy loves that shit Plus the femme fatales love him cause he's got good dick And he's a giver donates hella money to charity He's also got a great sense of humooooooor that's personality I hate to interrupt but I gotta interject Kiv grinds his own espresso has his own panini press Kiv So loyal when he makes his pack That he'll only think of you when he's jacking his dick He's a shoulder to cry on when you're down in the dumps He's an outfit to try on when you need a slam dunk He's an extra stirring hand when you're making a soup Take a ride in his coupe he makes you wanna shoop I'm starting to suspect that these dudes are gay It's none of my business they just born this way I mean how many times you gon' mention your homie's dick But still try to act like this song is for chicks So ladies be warned before you hop under the covers They might be fucking you but they'll be thinking bout each other The compliments bitch