I Don't Want No Cybersex

歌詞

Well, I wanna taste your motherboard And click your scuzzy drive Honey, when you fell me power up That won't be Intel inside It's laptop or lap dance And honey, you gotta decide Are you gonna go for the gusto Or stay online and hide The redneck will take a rain check On that cybersex It's just new fangled chicken chokin' For that Generation X I need me a real live woman Who's sittin' on top and damn near comin' I reject cybersex Baby, forget the Internet Let's just go park and pet If I'm gonna catch me some nasty virus I wanna be closer to you than Tibet I ain't talkin' micro And I ain't talkin' soft A bunch of keyboard typing Don't get this Bubba off The redneck will take a rain check On that cybersex It's just new fangled chicken chokin' For that Generation X Well, I need me a real live woman Who's sittin' on top and damn near comin' I reject cybersex Get outta here, get away from me Well, the solution to this conundrum Is to find a cure for AIDS Then you computer nerd masturbators One day might get laid Well, I'm lookin' through your windows And I can see your very bold font Yeah, postcards from the King That's the only e-mail I want Well, I don't wanna log on Just wanna slip my log in And point and click my joystick In you silicone valley of sin The redneck will take a rain check On that cybersex It's just new fangled chicken chokin' For that Generation X Well, I need me a real live woman Who's sittin' on top and damn near comin' I reject cybersex Yeah, I don't want no cybersex I reject cybersex Yeah, I don't want no cybersex I reject cybersex