She was screamin' in my face That she needed more space So I gave her NASA's number Now my whole life's a bummer There was blood in my urine Whiskey was a purrin' I'm a lookin' and a searchin' For the shroud of Turin I'm a love, lovesick fool I got the aorta flu I'm gonna UPS my heart next day to you You were comin' from Jerusalem I was lookin' for you and him We was covered in greasy sin A teenage Anais Nin I'm a love, lovesick fool I got the aorta flu I'm gonna UPS my heart next day to you I'm only happy when I'm pukin' blood I'm only happy when I wallow in mud I like life when I'm high on the hog I like to lick myself like a dog (Yep, I'm a rock and roll man--can you hear me baby) It's a carnal knowledge And a Tibetan college A glorious rendezvous Met her in Kathmandu Fifty-seven midgets in a '57 Chevy Couldn't drag me away from your honey-drippin' levee Wanna pollinate your flower with my long-neck tower While you're sittin' on my lap naked in the shower I'm a love, lovesick fool I got the aorta flu I'm gonna UPS my heart next day to you I'm a love, lovesick fool I got the aorta flu I'm gonna UPS my heart UPS my heart I'm gonna UPS my heart next day to you