Oh, baby here we go My T.V. is watchin' me My T.V. is watchin' me L. Ron Hubbard is messin' with me The bats are flying Baby can't you see? The CBS eye is watchin' me I need my lithium Baby can't you see? My T.V. is watchin' me My T.V. is watchin' me You know, the Solar Flex ain't nothing but a very expensive hat rack, baby! My goal in life is to be pickin' my nose on TV 'cuz My T.V. is watchin' me I can't find my remote I can't find my remote I don't know where to go My T.V. is watchin' me I see Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Malcolm X is a hat Martin Luther King is a street My T.V. is watchin' me I was in Branson, Missouri And I was Hooked on Phonics My name's Carbunkle Jones And I'm supersonic! I see the 1, 2, 3 faces of Bob I see the 1, 2, 3 faces of Bob Bob in The Replacements Bob the Sub-Genius Bob Bob on Twin Peaks is lookin' at me Yeah everybody say My T.V. is watchin' me My T.V. is watchin' me I got latter-day saints Messin' with me Knockin' on my door Won't let me be My T.V. is watchin' me The outcast will be hard You gotta speak the truth Make the weak and the greedy crap in their pants Make the weak and the greedy crap in their pants My T.V. is watchin' me Bring me my lithium Bring me my lithium My T.V. is watchin' me My T.V. is watchin' me My T.V. is watchin' me Take your eyes off of me man! Take your eyes of of me!