I Gotta Crazy Wife

歌詞

I gotta crazy wife I gotta crazy wife I gotta crazy wife Gotta crazy wife (I gotta crazy wife) Gotta crazy wife (I gotta crazy wife) She can never find her keys Every week she's got a new disease She don't remember the movies that she sees Gotta crazy wife (I gotta crazy wife) Gotta crazy wife (I gotta crazy wife) She invented Sweaternomics She likes to drink a lotta gin & tonics She tried a diet once was nothin' but high colonics Gotta crazy wife (I gotta crazy wife) Gotta crazy wife (I gotta crazy wife) She likes to read about exercise While she's eatin' up Eskimo Pies She don't care about the other guys It's just me she wants to terrorize (I gotta crazy wife) I gotta crazy wife I gotta crazy wife I gotta crazy wife Gotta crazy wife (I gotta crazy wife) Yes, let me tell you about it, brothers (I gotta crazy wife) Baby, can you hear me? Some of y'all say That it might be me Driving her to the brink of Insanity She's a half-Jew Yankee But, man, I don't care She's the one for me And her name is Adaire Her car is a movin' purse She clips coupons and what's worse She baked a waterless cake and it burst into flames Flames, flames of love (I gotta crazy wife) I gotta crazy wife I gotta crazy wife I wouldn't cut out on her-- I gotta crazy wife (I gotta crazy wife) Gotta crazy wife (I gotta crazy wife) Gotta crazy (I gotta crazy wife) I gotta I gotta I gotta crazy wife (Came at me with a knife) (I gotta crazy wife) (Came at me with a knife) Hey baby, I'm just kidding, it's just a song No reason to be upset (I gotta crazy wife) Please put the knife down (I gotta crazy wife) Please put the knife down Can you hear me? I beseech you Honey, them's just jokes I mean, I just did this for the guys It's okay, calm down Calm down!